VINTAGE 2026.05.13 · BATCH #004

ROUTOR

⚙ Intent Classifier Spirit

Multi-label intent router for agent frameworks. Given a user message, predicts which downstream tool/agent should handle it. 8M params, hilariously fast.

★ 74 PROOF PASSED CUTS 8M PARAMS CPU-RUNNABLE

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macro-F1

74%

on held-out cuts

Compression

375,000×

~3T → 8M

Provenance

Teacher: claude-sonnet-4.6 (~3T params)

Recipe: routor-v1.yaml

Distilled: 2026-05-13 by The Distillery v0.1 engine

Author: @nordic

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Self-contained — model weights, tokenizer, and recipe in a single artifact. No API key needed at inference.

PYTORCH

32 MB (coming)

Coming soon.